This is a recipe for something truly repulsive and non edible – created in the spirit of silliness by my son and I. We actually made this (sort of) and it was truly gross.
Ingredients:
1 cup of grass
1 whole cup of slugs (real, imaginary or zombie)
2 rocks – crab-rocks if available (don’t ask)
1 pair of Gus’ stinky socks (whole)
1 stick that farts (again, don’t ask)
1 stomach-load of sea turtle barf (see photo)
Mix in a bowl with a wooden spoon. The add in a cracked and especially gross leaf (optional) and mix until done. Serve immediately. Any resulting vomit from attempting to ingest this mix can be added back into the dish for further revulsion.
