Sometimes you have to let the purple monster off its leash to perpetrate some random idiocy… Listen up long and hard my crisp-bellied friends, there are enemies among us. They stalk the camps with their long, toothy jaws slack and moistened. They track your young daughters’ loping gazelle-paths through the crackling campfire towers of dusk…
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Recipe: Wet Garlic Brontosaurus Ribs
Transcribed from a stone tablet found in the sub-sub-basement of a zoo monkey-house in Minto New Brunswick (known as Bedrock City in pre-historic times). I’ve substituted some of the extinct ingredients for foodstuffs that are more readily available in our current time period. Depending on when you are planning to prepare this dish, you may…
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